Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Zombie Bees. Goddang it....

Just when I was getting to a point I was willing to go back out into the world – Zombie Bees were reported in the news. Seriously? Bees? As if the colony killing Ant-Zombification wasn’t enough the evil that is zombification has struck the Bees of the world as well?  http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/25/14078310-zombie-bees-spread-to-washington-state?lite


I would think at this rate that the Zombies are going after the most organized creatures in existence first. The bastards, next they will be attacking Project Managers and Sigma-6 Black Belt holders. If Zombie could plan, maybe that is what they are trying to do….


Wait though – these attacks are attacking organized groups of creatures hell-bent on insuring the survival of their colony. Maybe Zombies are just anarchists deep down in their rotting flesh cores… Would explain the lack of central leader to go after. But what if they recognize the presence of “order” and go after it for a food source?


Whoa – let’s not get all philosophical here, Zombies are terrible creatures, and they are going after two of my favorite animal species on Earth – Ants and Bees. The third is a Portuguese Man-O-War Jellyfish. Now that is mean critter. Well played undead, well played indeed – I am watching you now more closely than ever.